Really, there’s been enough said about this topic already. For your convenience, however, allow me to compile a handy Palin Fact Sheet.
-Initially voted FOR the “bridge to nowhere”
-Attempted to ban books from Alaska libraries
-Charged Alaska taxpayers some $493,000+ in travel expenses for her husband and children
-Her church is promoting a conference promising to “convert” gays into heterosexuals through prayer
-Wants to teach the vastly absurd religious notion of creationism in schools
-But, doesn’t even seem to be able to instill “basic family values” in her own daughter
-Generally unexperienced and unqualified
-Claims to be a kindred spirit to families with special needs kids, but cut funding for Alaska’s special education program by 62%
-”Hockey mom” and “(vice) president” do not go together. Like, at all.
-Her hair looks really stupid.
-She’s not going to “shake up” Washington, because the supreme court, the White House, and from ‘95-’07, Congress, are already controlled by conservatives.
-So, she also lies.
-Liars don’t make good presidents.
-Didn’t think polar bears should qualify as an endangered species.
-Wants to drill for more oil instead of addressing the fact that oil will, and is, running out
-In particular, wants to drill in caluacle sanctuaries for endangered species. Like polar bears.
-Is an insult to the intelligence of both women and Americans
-Is disliked greatly by a certain Simon, who has 2 PhD’s and ought to know
But wait! I have left out Palin’s most valuable qualification, which has, no doubt, left my readers anxious and concerned that I might be overly biased against Palin. So, to alleviate those worries, I would like to highlight this vital element of Palin’s resume:
-She hunts moose.
Yeah, that’s right. Moose.
Um.
So there.
